Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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