At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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