Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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