The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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