Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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