So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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