Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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