...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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