Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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