She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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