So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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