Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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