How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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