So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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