super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He felt like a one man threesome
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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