can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
whose parrot is this?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
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