Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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