your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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