Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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