Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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