I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
bring money and cleavage
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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