He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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