the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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