So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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