Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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