Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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