why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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