Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
