Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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