Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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