hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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