On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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