I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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