she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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