in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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