I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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