google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
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I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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