If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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