i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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