Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I skipped work to stalk him.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
