The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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