Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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