...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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