I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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