just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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