I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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