we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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