I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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