I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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