All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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