____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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