dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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