i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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