DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
