i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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