sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
send nudes
from the living room?
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