Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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